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STAR-STUDDED

admin — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:25:30 +0000

Moonbathing’s the latest craze,
Lying there ’neath lunar rays.
(It’s not so hot as in the day.)
And look, you get
An “astro-tan”
When stars get in the way!

SEA YOU

admin — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 15:22:02 +0000

When octopi pass each other by,
They simply nod or wink an eye
’Cause they really haven’t got time to stand
And politely shake a bunch of hands.

JOGGING WITH JUNIOR

Mozz — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 01:32:55 +0000

What a big to-do,
If, like kangaroos,
Our moms had little pouches—
Oh what a lot of ouches!

PERKY

Mozz — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 01:31:14 +0000

I bet you’ve never seen
A sleeping coffee bean.
They’re always wide awake,
They never take a break,
A little nap, a simple snooze—
Their beds they never use.
Frisky, perky through and through.
If I were made of coffee, though,
I’d be perky too!

MEOWING MAT

Mozz — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:30:22 +0000

The Flat Cat’s small and squat,
But round and overweight it’s not.
Instead—an ironing board with paws,
A welcome mat with tail and claws.

The good point with this flattened breed,
A cat-flap’s not a thing you’ll need.
It simply runs along the floor
And slides beneath the door.

FAST AND FURRY

Mozz — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 01:28:28 +0000

I had a clockwork mouse,
I wound it up and whizzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
I know it’s somewhere in the house —
I wonder where it is?

KNOT YET

Mozz — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 01:27:24 +0000

Today my father taught me how to tie a tie!
“Just take the long end, and hold the short . . .”
Umm, I don’t know why
But it’s easier than I thought.

THE BOING BIRD

Mozz — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:23:55 +0000

The Lesser Spotted Boing Bird
Doesn’t fly by wings,
But is launched into the air
By a pair of natural springs.

How novel, you’re thinking,
How inventive, how handy.
But you’re not a Boing Bird
Who’s thinking of landing.

I SHRINK, THEREFORE I AM

Mozz — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:49:20 +0000

When my mom washes my shirts,
She has the habit of making them shrink,
But I’m a little worried this time
Could it be me who’s shrunk, you think?

ATREESHOOOO!

admin — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 23:21:30 +0000

Without warm scarves and gloves, the trees
In winter shiver and freeze
And sniff and snivel and cough
And then they give an ALMIGHTY SNEEEEZE—
And all their leaves fall off!